December 2011
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It's 2:11AM.
Me: What are you doing for new years eve?
Erik: It's not new years eve yet.
Me: ...Yes it is.
Erik: No it isn't, I haven't woken up yet.
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My mom's trying to fix a lamp.
mom: why do you hate me
lamp:
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
“Everything is game, like anything I hear or see probably has a very high chance...”
– Regina Spektor (via dailyreginaquote)
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stormcloud:
i got 99 problems and they’re all self diagnosed personality disorders
lnformation:
does anyone remember that one week in june when everyone was obsessed with nigel thornberry
mondaynightspecial:
harmoniesinline:
Haylee and I don’t even look REMOTELY similar, idk what you guys are smoking.
white people all look the same
stfu sylvia
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Haylee and I don’t even look REMOTELY similar, idk what you guys are smoking.
“I hallucinate A cat between my feet I’m...
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Me: -watching television- Omg! Pajama jeans!
Erik: They come with a free gray T!
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
womb-raider:
Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
wow today was shitty
“If I can stop one heart from breaking
I shall not live in vain
If I can ease...”
– Emily Dickinson (via thresca)
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Real New Years' Resolutions.
I promise to try my best to achieve these goals.
Stop biting my nails for good.
Exercise at least twice a week, whether on the treadmill or walking around the neighborhood.
Stop eating fast food.
Conquer my depression.
Call grandma at least twice a week.
Don’t let one thing control my life.
Start writing again.
Develop a taste for the finer things in life.
Once I get my car, start...
Christmas would’ve been better if my aunts didn’t spend all night spiking my sodas with vodka. I have such a headache.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
